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Saturday, August 20, 2016

The City Slicker

The City Slicker

There was this guy who lived in the city all his life.  One day he decided that he was fed up with city life and moved to the country.  He bought a house in the boonies where he could plant a garden and get closer to nature. 
About a week after he moved in, there was a knock on the front door.  When he answered it, he found a good-old-boy on the front porch.
The good-old-boy said, “Howdy, neighbor.  Welcome to the neighborhood.  I come by to invite you to a welcoming party at my place.”
The city slicker said, “Well, that sure is nice of you.  Thanks.”
The good-old-boy said, “Yes, sir.  We’s gonna have us a good old time.  There’s gonna be dancing, some drinking, some more dancing, more drinking, maybe a fight or two, more drinking and dancing, some sex, more drinking, more dancing, more sex.  Yes, sir, we’s gonna have us a good old time.”
The city slicker said, “Wow!  That sounds great.  Uh, what do you think I should wear?”
The good-old-boy says, “Aw, it don’t matter.  Jus gonna be me and yoouu.”


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2 comments:

Annie Johnson said...

Love your jokes and limericks. I am a big fan of dirty jokes and even dirtier limericks. I am enjoying perusing your whole blog.


Annie Johnson

A. E. Lawrence said...

Thanks, Annie. I'm going to post a few of your limericks and jokes when I have the time. Thank you for the critique.