The City Slicker
There was this guy
who lived in the city all his life. One
day he decided that he was fed up with city life and moved to the country. He bought a house in the boonies where he
could plant a garden and get closer to nature.
About a week after
he moved in, there was a knock on the front door. When he answered it, he found a good-old-boy
on the front porch.
The good-old-boy
said, “Howdy, neighbor. Welcome to the
neighborhood. I come by to invite you to
a welcoming party at my place.”
The city slicker
said, “Well, that sure is nice of you. Thanks.”
The good-old-boy
said, “Yes, sir. We’s gonna have us a
good old time. There’s gonna be dancing,
some drinking, some more dancing, more drinking, maybe a fight or two, more
drinking and dancing, some sex, more drinking, more dancing, more sex. Yes, sir, we’s gonna have us a good old time.”
The city slicker
said, “Wow! That sounds great. Uh, what do you think I should wear?”
The good-old-boy
says, “Aw, it don’t matter. Jus gonna be
me and yoouu.”
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2 comments:
Love your jokes and limericks. I am a big fan of dirty jokes and even dirtier limericks. I am enjoying perusing your whole blog.
Annie Johnson
Thanks, Annie. I'm going to post a few of your limericks and jokes when I have the time. Thank you for the critique.
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