Joe Don't Go For That Shit
One day, a salesman drove into town and went to the local saloon. He walked up to the bar and ordered a
drink. When the bartender delivered the
drink, the salesman said, “I’ve been on the road for weeks and I’m horny as
hell. Do you have any women around who
can help?”
The
bartender said, “Nope. I’m sorry. But we do have Joe in the back room.”
The salesman said, “No thanks. I
don’t go for that shit.” After downing
his drink, he got back into his car and continued on his sales route.
Several weeks later, the salesman came to the same town and went to the
same saloon. He walked to the bar and
ordered a drink. When the bartender brought the drink, the salesman said, “I’ve been on the road for over a month
and I’m horny as hell. Do you have any
women, yet?”
The bartender said, “Nope. I’m
sorry. But we still have Joe in the back
room.”
The salesman said, “No thanks. I don’t go for that shit.” After downing his drink, he headed for the
door. But he was really, really horny. Finally, he went back to the bar and said, “Hey,
listen. I’m really desperate. Now, no one's going to know about this except you, me and Joe, right?”
The bartender said, “Well, there’s Roy and Jimmy.”
The salesman said, “Roy and Jimmy!
What do I need them for?”
The bartender said, “Well, they’ll be there
to hold Joe down. You see, Joe doesn’t
go for that shit, either.”
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