The Liqueur Store
There was this
married couple who drove into the city to get buy a bottle of liqueur. But when they got to the liqueur store, they
couldn’t find a place to park. So the
man told his wife to go on in while he circled the block or found a parking
spot. He dropped her off in front of the
store and continued down the street. He
couldn’t find a spot as he drove around and around the block. After a while, he began to wonder why it was
taking his wife so long to buy the liqueur.
Finally, after
about twenty minutes, he found a parking spot and hurried back to the liqueur
store. When he went inside, he looked
around, but he couldn’t see anyone, not even his wife. Then he saw a curtained doorway at the back
of the store and went over to look inside.
He couldn’t
believe his eyes. His wife was on a
table with her legs spread apart, and a man was licking her pussy. He ran out of the store and flagged down a
police car. Then he led the police
officers back to the liqueur store and took them to the back room. The man was still licking his wife.
He said, “See
there. That man is licking my wife. Arrest him!”
But the police officers
just stood there.
The man yelled,
“Why don’t you arrest him? He’s licking
my wife.”
Finally, one of
the police officers said, “I’m sorry, Sir.
But I’m afraid we can’t arrest him.”
The man was
irate. “Why the hell not? That’s my wife he’s licking.”
The other police
officer said, “Yes. But we can’t arrest
him because he has a licker license.”
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