The Bravest One

The Bravest One

There were three soldiers sitting at a table in a tavern in England during the WWII: an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Texan.  They were at a table, getting drunk and telling war stories.  Soon, the Englishman and the Frenchman began arguing about which one of them was the bravest. 

Suddenly, the Frenchman stood up, walked to the bar and told the barmaid, “Get a cleaver!”

The barmaid didn’t know what to expect so she got a cleaver and waited to see what the Frenchman planned on doing.

The Frenchman laid his index finger on the bar and said, “Chop it off!”

The barmaid was astounded.  “Chop it off,” she said.

The Frenchman said, “Yes.  Chop it off.”

So the barmaid shrugged and chopped the Frenchman’s finger off.

The Frenchman wrapped his finger in a hanky and strutted back to the table.  He said proudly, “See?  I’m the bravest one.”

The Englishman laughed and staggered to his feet.  He walked over and laid his arm one the bar.  Then he said, “Chop if off!”

The barmaid said, “Chop it off?”

The Englishman said, “Yes.  Chop it off.”

So the barmaid shrugged and chopped the Englishman’s arm off.

The Englishman took his belt off and used it as a tourniquet for his arm.  After staunching the flow of blood, he walked back to the table and proudly said, “Now, who’s the bravest one?  I am.”

The Texan laughed and got up.  Then he walked over to the bar and paused.  Finally, he dropped his pants and laid his cock on the bar.

The Frenchman and Englishman gasped.

The barmaid was horrified.  She said, “Chop it off?”

The Texan said, “Hell, no.  I ain’t no hero.  Suck if off!”

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