Farm Animals
There was a
travelling salesman who came to this small, rundown town and, looking around,
he couldn’t see any women. But there did
seem to be a lot of farm animals roaming the streets. Weary from being on the road so long, he stopped
in at the town’s only saloon.
When he got to the
bar, he ordered a drink. When the bartender
brought the drink, the salesman said, “I’m been on the road for weeks and I’m
tired, depressed and horny as the Dickens.
Are there any women in town who can satisfy my needs?”
The bartender
said, “Nope. We don’t have any women in
town at all. Sorry.”
The travelling
salesman let out a heavy sign and downed his drink.
The bartender
could see that the guy was in bad shape so he said, “We don’t have any women,
but as you may have notice, we have a lot of farm animals roaming around. Whenever a man has the need, all he has to do
is find him one of the animals.”
The salesman was
aghast. “An animal! Hell, no, I couldn’t do something like
that!” He paid for the drink and left
the tavern in a huff.
About ten minutes
later, the bartender’s shift was over so he headed for home. But as he passed an alleyway, he saw the
salesman having sex with a pig. He began
yelling, “No! No! No!” and waving his arms in the air.
The travelling
salesman looked at him and said, “I thought you said I could make love to one
of the farm animals.”
The bartender
yelled, “Yes, yes! But not with that
one. That’s the Sheriff’s pig!”
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