The Circles
There were two
guys standing before a judge on minor drug charges. Neither of them had a criminal history so he
decided to give them a chance to redeem themselves.
He said, “What I
want you to do is go out and see how many people you can talk out of using
drugs. If you can get someone to stop
using drugs, I’ll drop the charges.”
So the guys left.
A few days later,
they were back in court before the judge.
The judge said,
“Well? How did you guys do?”
The first guy
said, “I talked three people out of using drugs, Your Honor.”
The judge said,
“That’s good. How did you manage that?
The guy took out a
notebook and drew two circles: a tiny one and a big one. He pointed to the big circle. “I told them that
this big circle is their brain now.”
Then he pointed to the small circle and said, “Then I told them that
this is their brain after they use drugs.
And that convinced them to stop using drugs.”
The judge said,
“Well, that’s good. Okay, you did what I
asked so I’m dropping the charge against you.
You may leave.”
The guy left.
Then the judge
looked at the second guy and said, “And how did you do, Sir?”
This guy said,
“Well, Your Honor. I got one hundred and
six guys to stop using drugs.”
The judge was
amazed. He said, “My goodness. How did you manage to get so many guys to
stop using drugs?”
The guy also took
out a notebook and drew two circles: a tiny one and a big one. He pointed to the tiny circle and said, “I
told them that this is your asshole now.”
Then he pointed to the large circle and said, “Then I told them that
this is your asshole after you go to prison.”
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