Limericks
Old
Mother Hubbard
Went
to the cupboard
To
get her poor dog a bone
When
she got there
The
cupboard was bare
So
Rover gave her a bone
Of
his own
There once was a young lady from Moritz
Who had humongous but well-shaped tits
She charged a nickel for tickle
A dime for a good-time
And, for an encore, she charged two-bits
There once was young knight named Dave
Who hid a dead dragon in a cave
There wasn’t much class
When he got a piece of ass
But think of the money her could save
In days of old when knights were bold
And toilet paper wasn’t invented
They wiped their ass
With leaves and grass
The way God had intended
There was a young man from La Grasse
Who had two balls make of brass
When he clanged them together
They played “Stormy Weather”
And lightening shot out of his ass
There was a young man from Kent
Who had a dick so long that it bent
In order to screw
He had to fold it in two
So, instead of cuming, he went
The following are by Annie Johnson
The following are by Annie Johnson
There once was a mathematician named Hall
Who had one hexahedronical ball
The cube of its weight
Times his pecker, plus 8
Equals his phone number; give him a call
There was a young lass named Llewelen
Whose breasts were as big as melons
Her tits were huge, it is true
But her cunt was gargantuan, too
Like the magnificent Straits of Magellan
There was a fat woman named Kroll
Whose wit was really quite droll
She went to a ball
Wearing nothing at all
And was mistaken for a Parker House Roll
There was a young woman named Hall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball
The dress caught on fire
And burnt her entire
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